/*
  TOP SECRET Microsoft(c) Code
  Project: Chicago(tm)
  Projected release-date: Summer 1998
*/

#include "win31.h"
#include "win95.h"
#include "evenmore.h"
#include "oldstuff.h"
#include "billrulz.h"
#define INSTALL = HARD

char make_prog_look_big[1600000];

void main()
{
  while(!CRASHED)
    {
      display_copyright_message();
      display_bill_rules_message();
      do_nothing_loop();
      if (first_time_installation)
        {
          make_50_megabyte_swapfile();
          do_nothing_loop();
          totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
          search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
          hang_system();
        }

        write_something(anything);
        display_copyright_message();
        do_nothing_loop();
        do_some_stuff();
        if (still_not_crashed)
          {
            display_copyright_message();
            do_nothing_loop();
            basically_run_windows_3.1();
            do_nothing_loop();
            do_nothing_loop();
          }
     }

  if (detect_cache())
  disable_cache();
  if (fast_cpu())
    {
      set_wait_states(lots);
      set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
      set_mouse(action, jumpy);
      set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
    }

  /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */
  /* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */
  printf("Welcome to Windows 98");

  if (system_ok())
    crash(to_dos_prompt);
  else
    system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp", O_CREATE);

  while(something)
    {
      sleep(5);
      get_user_input();
      sleep(5);
      act_on_user_input();
      sleep(5);
    }

  create_general_protection_fault();
 }

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